OPEN TITS: Top Ten Ignored Cam4 Chat Messages

Most Cam4 veterans know that the chat feature of cam4.com provides an absurd amount of comments that range from priceless to downright evil.

OPEN TITS has been an ongoing joke for the people behind Cam4, and we fully assume it’s from the improper use of English, or a really bad translation program. So it’s only fitting for us to call the best ignored chat messages, OPEN TITS.

We in no way endorse the mistreatment of our performers, and we apologize if any of the comments below were directed at you at that time. However, we don’t know who they were directed to, who ignored it, or who even said the chat message. This is all just anonymous comedy.

So be kind to our performers. We love ’em like family.

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YOUR FACE IS LIKE AN ANGEL… YOUR BODY IS LIKE A DEVIL
– In some circles, this is who we call a “butterface”. What does the devil’s body look like anyway? Does it have an arrow shaped tail?

il give you 5000tokens if u take a shit and mash it in2 the keyboard??
– That just made me think of this Family Guy clip.

chics can’t squirt thats a myth look it up..they just piss every where
– I kind of had to look this up, just to check. Nope, not urine. Keep squirting, ladies.

i want to cum in my mouth
– Errr, what? IGNORE.

PLZ SUCK HIS COCK I WANNA SLEEP ITS 5 AM IN INDIA
– Cock teasing. All over the planet.

hey lets get real nasty got a dog? let him lick ya
– Look, we’re all perverts here. But that’s just plain weird. I feel bad for your pets.

i will tip 2000 if you cook me eggs
– Hell, I’d cook you a full breakfast for 100 tokens.

oh no i went poopy in my diaper
– Adult diapers are cool. Don’t hate.

I’ve decided Kelly that if there is such a thing as life after death then I want to come back as your underwear!
– Sure beats being an adult diaper.

YOU LIVE IN MY STREET !!!!! NOW I CAN SEE U IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT !!!
– Even funnier is this video: