Who Wants Some Penis Fish?

We’ve seen prettier dicks on Cam4, but the resemblance this sea creature has to one of our favourite things (dick) is ridiculous. We had to share this video of the Urechis Unicinctus, more commonly known as the Penis Fish. These well-endowed spoon worms are enjoyed in Korea, and a common siting at food markets. As Dlisted warns, they are uncut so our kosher friends won’t be able to enjoy any Penis Fish.

So who thinks there’s Penis Fish porn out there somewhere on the internet?