Eggplant Mail: Things Abbey Likes
How the eggplant emoji came to represent a dick is one of the world’s best mysteries. Without a zucchini emoji option, an eggplant is the next best option. We have yet to see any naughty eggplants in action on CAM4 but perhaps Eggplant Mail will change that. Mail your favourite CAM4 performer an eggplant with a romantic (read: perverted) message!
Your best friend just had her first DP? Mail her an eggplant for days when she needs an extra prop. Been texting this guy from Tinder for 2 weeks with strings of ???????? Break the ice with your cute neighbour who looks like he’s got a big ?? All roads lead to EggplantMail.com.
The site describes itself as “100% Phallic. 100% Anonymous. 100% Disturbing.” and for $9.99 this is a great package.
Who would you send an ? to and what message would you have written? I’d send one to @Nikki_Night that says “Use only when I’m not at home”.
