Fetishes

I found this great fetish chart on twitter. You can click on it to make it full size. The author Katherine Gates spent a lot of time and effort to compile and categorize the various fetishes. I find this interesting because you can watch a lot of these fetishes live on cam at Cam4.

But I do have a few problems with this chart. I think some of these fetishes are so obscure that no one probably does them. For example, have you ever heard of Vore (Vorarephilia). Wikipedia describes it as “a sexual fetish where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten or by the process of eating. The fantasy may involve the person being swallowed alive, and may or may not include digestion”. The eating part, I understand. I love eating. Everyone except bulimics likes to eat, and some of them may as well. But does anyone out there have fantasies about being swallowed alive?

Now look close at the chart and you will see a link from Vore to “Turkey Man”. WTF is a turkey man fetish? Is it a thanksgiving fetish and you get tarred and feathered? Is it a fascination with men from Turkey? I think Katherine is fucking with us.

The other odd thing about this fetish chart is that it’s missing a lot of fetishes. One glaring omission is BD (Bondage & Discipline). The friendly part of the BDSM acronym. I would hazard to say that 99% of you have tied up & blindfolded your partner or vice-versa. This is probably one of the most common fetishes there are and it’s not on the chart. Neither is wrestling. There must be hundreds of common fetishes that are missing. I wonder if there is an expanded version of this chart. Shout out if you know of one.

Finally the hairy fetish. Hairy use to be natural. Hairy wasn’t a fetish at all. All pussy, dick, underarm and ass had hair. Some people, an awful lot of it. Back in the day, people had a hair-less fetish. You shaved your balls, your partner called you a pervert and everyone in the locker room avoided you. Well except for that creepy guy. Then somehow the tables got turned. Now there are teens out there who have never seen a hairy pussy. Sure they may have seen some trimmed stuff but nothing like we used to chow down on at summer camp. The joke was Q:What’s the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? A: Spppiitt (I guess that’s how to write a spitting sound).

Actually I exaggerate. There are a lot of hairy people out there. There are thousands of bears & bear admirers on Cam4. We even have Penthouse Pet – Adrienne Manning doing super shows and she has quite the hedge growing. So if you are over 18 and are interested in seeing what a bearded clam looks like, Adrienne is doing a super show tonight at 10pm EST.

And y’all have a Happy Easter and a Happy Ending

“There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman.”
— Karl Kraus