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In this article, we will introduce you to many ideal locations for your cum after jerking off, so that you can answer your question: What to do with cum?
Jerking into tissue paper
The classic thing about jerking is to squirt the sperm into a sheet of tissue. Most men use this form, more or less regularly when jerking.
And given the amount of different tissue paper to choose from, you can get creative when masturbating.
Let’s look at the main possibilities:
Jerking into the handkerchief, napkin, toilet paper, kitchen roll
It is most practical if you prepare for the aftermath before you jerk. Believe me, this makes cleaning or disposal much easier later.
When you sit down at the PC to watch an erotic movie, some porn or your favourite cam performer, you should put some handkerchiefs, napkins, or the like on the within reach.
When you notice that it is fast approaching the point of no return, you already grab the toilet paper with your second hand.
Attention: It is important that you use enough paper sheets!
Toilet paper is often too thin to absorb the entire amount of ejaculate. Our personal recommendation is kitchen roll, because it is very tear-resistant.
Not recommended: newspapers and catalogues
Other paper forms are not so well suited for jerking. Newspapers, advertising brochures or catalogues have a very low suction power. That is, the fluid from the sperm is hardly absorbed and it drips.
Alternative: first spray, then wipe away
Another variant is to spray on the desk, the chest of drawers or the floor during ejaculation.
The only important thing is that you wipe it off quickly. There is no real advantage to this, but you can first look at your seed and control it if you want to.
Using washable textiles
In terms of sustainability, it is better to use reusable textiles. The sperm can then simply be washed off.
The following materials are perfectly suitable:
- Cloth handkerchief
- General wipes / cloths
- Flannel (wash cloth)
You can quickly get a typical cleaning cloth clean again under warm water. Sperm stains do not remain.
Nevertheless, we advise you to buy your own cloth or wipe, which is only intended only for jerking.
Flannels are also excellent because they can collect the sperm.
Spraying into clothing and normal textiles
Many men also use their ordinary clothes, and normal textiles, to deviate.
You can use the following textiles and garments:
- Socks
- Underpants
- Towel
- T-Shirt
- Sheets / bed linen
Well suited are socks, which serve as a kind of collection container and are simply cleaned in the laundry (washing machine).
No one will discover the jerk in the sock, so this variant is often used in masturbation by young men who still live at home.
But also the dirty underpants are well suited for seeding. You can pull up your underpants again just before the ejaculation starts and just jerk.
Cum directly into a ceramic container
This opportunity is the perfect win-win when we ask where to go:
- Toilet
- Shower
- Bathtub
- Washbasin
If you do it yourself in the bathroom, you will not need towels, something to wipe or jerk in. You can just use the good old ceramic bowl, otherwise known as the toilet!
If you do the masturbation in the shower, just aim at the floor. You can do the same with the sink.
In the tub you can simply jerk into the water. That’s a great feeling. But only do this if the water is drained afterwards, otherwise your partner will have to swim in the spunk water later.
Attention: you have to do a thorough cleaning afterwards. Sperm often leads to leaving sticky residues! But this only takes about 30 seconds.
Cum into the condom or latex glove
If you put on a condom while milking, you can jerk directly into the condom. After that, you can either throw it away or wash it out and use it again, after all, condoms are very expensive.
A cheap variant are also gloves made of latex. By the way, no one will suspect that there are sperm remnants in a glove that lies in the garbage.
Another tip is to jerk it into a PET bottle. You just have to wash them off quickly or throw them away, because after a short time it starts to stink.
Repatriate the sperm?
If you’re healthy and think that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with swallowing your own sperm. First, you can catch it with your hand and then eat it.
In principle, ejaculate is healthy and sperm is good for the immune system. There are even people who put sperm in their smoothie.
Of course, you can also jerk into your hand or on your stomach and then wash it off.
Outdoor jerking – simply on the ground
If you’re one of those people who like to go outside, or love outdoor sex , you can just splash on the ground, into the bushes, or a tree.
You have a partner? Best options for your pleasure juice
When you have sex with a partner, you are faced with a different choice than with a solo masturbation. So: what to do with the sperm?
- into the condom
- into the vagina (assuming good contraception)
- into their mouth
- on the breasts
- on the stomach
- into the anus (during anal sex)
- on the back
In general, there are many “locations” for your jerk juice when you have sex with your partner.
But before you go anywhere, ask them what they’re into. It is their body and the choice is at their discretion.