Having sex in the water or under water – it always looks so horny and relaxed when you see them do it in movies. Yet there are some situations you should be aware of. It often doesn’t go as smoothly as they’d like you to think. Here are some tips to make sure when you decide to have sex in the water, it will be amazing!
Sex in the shower
It’s easy to name a few romantics films where there was a hot shower scene, but in reality making out in the shower isn’t that easy. It could potentially even be dangerous. Before you know it, you bending over to pick up the soap you supposedly dropped , turns into you sliding flat on your face. Not a pretty sight.
No matter what sexual position you are doing in the shower, never hold on to the shower curtain. Even if you are very petite, the curtain will most certainly not be able to support your weight. Resulting in a hard smack! If you need something to hold on to, use the wall, sink or even the radiator (check if hot first! if nothing else, as a support.
In terms of positions it depends on your height which is most convenient. A standing position works well with almost everyone, as it’s easy accessible from behind and neither one of you will be bothered by any waterdrops. And who wouldn’t want to see a nice ass in front of them? You could also use the floor or even a stool, so you can try out sitting positions for example.
Be careful in the pool
No matter how exciting the thought of poolsex is for many men and women (you will find this on many bucketlists) it is useful to remain aware of the possible risks. Swimming pools or whirlpools often contain chlorine, which is not an innocent product, although it probably won’t do you a lot of harm. Chlorine is added to the waterto keep it ‘clean’. But despite the chlorine, a swimming pool or whirlpool is often a real source of bacteria.
Genitals are also easily irritated by chlorine or salt water. Chlorine in particular is a caustic that changes your pH value. It is therefore quite possible for women to get a vaginal infection or vaginosis from having sex in pools. You can read more about this here Metro.co.uk
The motion of the ocean
Almost everyone who has ever been young (all of us) and experienced a wild summer holiday has made an attempt to have sex in the ocean. Or even more challenging: the beach! The great advantage of the ocean is that it is usually not easy to see through the water. Unless you are lucky enough to go to Bora Bora. In which case, you can probably also afford someprivacy . But all us normal folks know: seeing a cute couple embracing and kissing in the ocean probably means they are having sex.
A few tips for a suitable sex party in the sea. Do not try to take off your swimwear, it is better to push a few things aside. Because you will certainly not be the first whose bikini was washed away by a wave, which of course ends in a very embarrassing moment when you have to get out of that sea … although most spectators will probably appreciate it! Of course, in general Naked women do well.
Of course, salt water is not ideal for your intimate parts. Make sure you take a good shower after making love and rinse that salt away to avoid major problems with this.
Sexing in a location where there are many fish can also be a bit tricky. Make sure you check that you do not attract entire schools of fish with your wild lovemaking … When having sex sometimes it’s a good thing to have others come in and join but in the ocean that is not quite the case…
A wet dryness
Oddly enough, with all that water comes drought! Our bodily juices are washed away, which makes it all run a little less smoothly. It is therefore highly recommended to use a fine lubricant, do make sure it is silicone-based otherwise it will still rinse away.
Condoms and lubricant
Condoms and silicone/oil-based lubricants are absolutely not a good idea. Our rubber friends can’t stand it and will break very quickly. Water-based lubricant is good for condoms, but it’s not handy because it doesn’t slide in water… tricky!
Water sex – conclusion
Maybe we have convinced you that having sex in the water is not such a good idea after all. But of course that’s not what we meant. We are a huge fan of sex to begin with, and the more exotic the place the better if you ask us. Just keep in mind the risks and you’re good to go.