Sex on the Kitchen Table

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When desire comes to the table

You want to bring a breath of fresh air into your sex life and get out of your bed?

Ever thought of sex on the kitchen table?

Whether man or woman, each of us is happy when they are seduced outside the bed. You can use the kitchen table for some spontaneous pleasure or planned as a dessert after a special candlelight dinner.

Table sex positions for everyone

• standing from behind or lying on the table with his upper body
• lying with your back on the table, your legs up
• a blowjob while sitting on the table
• Sex in a riding position on the table

In principle, you can use any sex position you know on the kitchen table. Only a small adaptation is needed, but you can certainly do that.

If you need even more incentives, then take a look at the following…

Far Eastern sex positions for the kitchen table (Kama Sutra)

If you are very adventurous, you can also take sex positions from the Kama Sutra for table sex.  The following positions are suitable here:

The mermaid

The woman lies with the edge of the ‘pool’ at the edge of the kitchen table. Both legs stay together and are stretched upwards like the fin of a mermaid. The man penetrates her while standing.

The position raised

Here both partners are on the kitchen table. She pushes upwards with her hands while he sits in front of her, holding his legs upwards. If you master this position well, intensive G-spot stimulation can be achieved.

The right angle

She lies with her buttocks at the edge of the table.  He stands at right angles to her and penetrates her. Here, her legs also remain bent. 

The padlock

He stands and she hangs on to him while she just leans her hands on the table. This position is more recommended for table sex professionals.

The goat and the tree

Here again both are on the table. He sits on the edge of the table and she sits backwards on him, while she sets the pace here. This sex position is more suitable for low tables.

Important tips and tricks for sex on the kitchen table

If you have decided to try sex on the kitchen table, there are still a few things to consider.

So that you and the object of your desire can reach your destination safely, there are a few tips that should be considered beforehand:

1. Take a close look at the texture of the tabletop. In the case of natural materials, a splinter can quickly be the result.
2. Test the stability and resistance of the table. For some positions, the table should be able to carry you both.
3. Look for a non-slip table cloth/cover, which you can then put directly into the washing machine for cleaning.
4. To prevent injuries, start with simple sex positions.

The more experience you have, the more unusual the position may become. Of course, any other table with optimal height may also be used.

After a wild trip, use the chest of drawers when returning home. At halftime, get a highlight or a quickie on the office table, or on the living room table during your lunch break (see also: Sex in the office).

You can even have the latter please on camera.

SM lovers will also get their money’s worth here

So you can tie arms and legs to the table legs. Then the whip can also be used, each couple may decide for themselves.

If you live by the motto, the more the better, you can also try out the lovemaking with three on the kitchen table.

It is better to refrain from the whole sex, as usually the stability of the tables is not enough.

Bonus tips for hot kitchen sex

Surprise your partner with an erotic massage on the kitchen table.

Many dining tables have a similar height to a massage table. Create a comfortable pad here and ask your partner to take a seat on it.

Start with a relaxing massage. Have warm oil or good-smelling massage candles to hand.

Read more: Different types of erotic massages:

• Nuru massage
• Tantra massage
• Prostrate massage

Start with a relaxing massage. Many people can’t really let themselves go until they’re really relaxed. When your counterpart has come to complete rest, start with the massage of the erogenous zones.

You will see that an erotic massage in the kitchen quickly achieves the desired effect.

Here is an overview of the erogenous zones

For women

• Neck and neck area
• Inside of the upper arms
• Shoulder
• Breasts
• Thigh
• Clitoris
• Feet

for men

• Neck
• Nipples
• Lower back
• Thigh
• Penis
• Testicles
• Ankles

Special surprises for kitchen table sex

You want to go to the extreme?

Take sex toys can help you. Whether dildo, love balls, masturbators or penis rings, here you can use what you feel like.

Arrange the various sex toys like a buffet on the kitchen table. Now let your partner decide what he/she wants to be spoiled with first.

Of course, you can also decide what you want to be spoiled with first.

Would you like to combine sex and culinary delights?

Feel free to surprise your partner with a living buffet.  Put yourself on the kitchen table and arrange your favorite bites on your naked body.

Once your partner comes home hungry from work, this surprise will lead to the desired goal.

Why is sex in the kitchen so exciting?

In everyday life, the table plays an important role.

Here you gather to eat with the family. Important discussions are held at the table and decisions are made. In short, the table is the place where everyone always comes together.

In order to be rebellious and break out of the standard, the kitchen table has a high sexual incentive and is used behind closed doors for sex more often than you think.

Conclusion: more satisfaction through sex on the kitchen table

In the course of our relationship, we often become operationally blind or get stuck in certain processes.

Such a table round can bring new wind into the love life, as long as both partners agree to it. Table manners may be disregarded. Here only pleasure counts.