Mysterious dildos have taken over Portland power lines this week, causing the Twittersphere to wonder who’s responsible. Photos have been snapped across Portland showing an envious collection of dildos hanging from power lines all over the city. Kites, balloons, and other toys are a usual sight to see tangled up in power lines, especially in summertime. But dildos? I don’t think this is common in any city.
At first, the fingers were pointing at local sex shop She Bop. Turns out the shop manager thought it was the outcome of a nasty breakup.
It’s up in the air (ha ha) as to how many sex toys are hanging off Portland’s power lines, with reports ranging from a couple dozen to hundreds. But Portland Electric has received a handful of calls within the past 3 weeks concerning these mysteriously out of place dildos.
We would love to be in Portland to hang up some of our own dildos, or solve the mystery of the dangling dildos. Thankfully we have a team of members working hard 24/7 to keep their dildos in a safe place… 😉
Our only concern is… what a waste of perfectly good dildos! We don’t condone abandoning your dildos to hang on your local power lines, stay safe and love thy dildo.