I hope you’re ready for the biggest technological advance of the century. You can now charge your electronics by masturbation. Yup, the dark days of boredom are gone.
The computer scientists at Pornhub (of course) have developed a wearable that will allow you to charge your electronics as you “take advantage” of your own body. Sweet. 😉
And the name of this ground-shaking new invention… THE WANKBAND! It’s all part of their way to save the planet, one jerk session at a time.