Zodiac Sign And Your Sex Life
What do the stars say about us, I don’t know but I think any insight is helpful or at least entertaining. Every time I see horoscopes somewhere I read them. I may not believe everything they say but sometimes the message will give you hope. So I wondered what do zodiac signs say about peoples sex lives.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
Capricorns are the missionary position of the zodiac. Loyal, consistent, secure, Capricorns might not be creative, but they definitely get the job done.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
The inventive and exploratory Aquarius is like one of those kinky sex positions you find in a deck of Kama Sutra cards. Their sex fetishes are a little unconventional and daring, but if you aren’t down, use the safety word.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
Pisces are emotional and nurturing people. They don’t f*ck; they make love. Pisces are like the spooning sex position – they get attached very easily, are super intimate and sometimes in your face. They’ll even mouth-breathe into your hair during a more vigorous romp. Sexy.
Aries (March 20 to April 19)
True to their sign, an adventurous and impulsive Aries will totally ram you (preferably from behind). Their “take charge” mentality makes them the doggy style position of the zodiac.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Taurus are lazy and persistent, so they’ll prefer being on bottom, but will throw in some good thrusts. A Taurus man is like the bottom layer of reverse cowgirl — self-indulgent, he’ll let you take the reins, but he will dictate the ride.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Gemini are energetic and imaginative, making them great partners for oral sex. Their flip-flopping personalities mean that you won’t get the same thing twice. Gemini are curious and spontaneous — they’ve gone to strip clubs on a whim and then tried those moves out in the bedroom.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Cancers are affectionate and sensitive and like to make their partners feel good. Because of their intimate and protective natures, they are the “Om” sex position of the zodiac, in which you two are wrapped around each other, rocking back and forth as one, and lovingly gazing into each other’s eyes.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
Leos love to be the center of attention, so any sex position where they are the star (of the threesome, the receiving end, on a table) is one in which they will shine. They love drama and being over-the-top, which means you’ll have loud, pornstar-worthy intercourse.
Virgo (August 24 to September 22)
Practical, precise and meticulous, Virgos are any sex position that allows direct access to clitoral stimulation. Virgos tend to be perfectionists and slightly over-critical, so if you’re not hitting their spots, they’ll move on to the next lot.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Libra are the women on top. They are diplomatic, peaceful and hospitable. Where their strengths lie, however, so do their weaknesses.
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Observant Scorpios can spot a fake from a mile away, so don’t even think about pretending to orgasm. Fiercely independent and able to accomplish anything they put their minds to, Scorpios are the sex toys of the zodiac.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Sagittarius are the masturbators of the group. Their strength and their weakness lie in their independence, thus, they have no problem admitting when they can (and will) do something better than you.
