What Is Your Penis Worth?
Did you know that 16,000 men a year injure or get their penis’s detached from their bodies? I did not know either but WTF is all I can say. It hurts just to feel teeth on your cock while getting head let alone having it ripped off.
But don’t worry cock owners I got you covered. This underwear company is offering you cock insurance. Buy 3 pairs of briefs from them and your cock gets insured for $50,000. That 50k can buy you a lot of dildos to use on your sex partners. Think how much you can get done now that you don’t have to jack off.
Now your insurance policy does not pay out if you get a sex change operation or if your cock gets cut off by friends or lovers. My question is who the fuck are you hanging out with that you need to worry about if they are gonna cut your cock off.
Check out their promotional video. Are you gonna get the insurance?
